The experts have succeeded and the consensus is clear: socially conservative politicians cannot be elected in Canada because they are too socially conservative.

Most post-death elections contain something in that direction. Columnists and experts agree that one of the reasons why conservative candidates did not do better on election night was that they were not pro-abortion enough. Progressive candidates, on the other hand, earned a minority government by appealing to the broad strip of Canadians in the middle of the road on important social issues such as abortion and assistance with suicide.

Needless to say, political media experts advise the Conservative party of Canada that if it ever wants to form a government again, it must have a new leader who attends the gay pride parades and is enthusiastic about the fundamental right of women to select.